Me: Sweetheart, I have an idea.
Taylor: Oh, yeah?
Me: Yeah. Want to hear it?
Me: Okay. In a little bit…
Me: When you’re done eating yogurt…
Taylor: Yessss? ❤
Me: ❤ Do you know what I think you should do? ❤
Taylor: What? Wait. Are you going to say ‘throw the yogurt cups away’?
Taylor: AUUGH. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING NICE.
Me: THIS IS NICE. THIS IS REMINDING YOU TO CLEAN UP THE DANG YOGURT CUPS SO YOU WILL HAVE A CLEAN AND PLEASANT WORK SPACE.
Taylor: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU HARPY.
Me: CLEAN UP THE YOGURT CUPS.
Taylor: OUT. OUT, GOD DAMMIT, OUUUT.
This is how most of our conversations end.