see also: professor sneezles

16 Feb

Things That I Would Name This Cat, If I Owned It, Which I Don’t:

  • Fuggins
  • Smash Lampjaw
  • Judge Fluffers
  • Gollum
  • Dumples
  • The Real McCoy
  • Max Powers
  • Archbishop Tiddlywinks
  • Bullet
  • The Old Prospector
  • Batcat
  • Colin Powell
  • Alejandro

Things That I Would Name This Dog, If I Owned It, Which I Don’t:

  • Dilnus

This has been another exciting episode of Things That I would Name Things.  Enjoy your evening, and have a pleasant tomorrow.


Posted by on February 16, 2011 in Uncategorized


8 responses to “see also: professor sneezles

  1. Jerry

    February 16, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    That dog is NOT a Dilnus. It is far too fangorious and crazed-looking to read the Wall Street Journal and write scathing letters about the name it had been cursed with.

    Whatever that dog’s name is, it should end with ‘destroyer of worlds’.

  2. CK

    February 16, 2011 at 8:34 pm


  3. Jen

    February 16, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    That cat is TOTALLY a “Cuddles.” C’mon.

  4. Katie

    February 16, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    The name you want to touch…but you must not touch!

    I want to get a dog and name it Schrodinger.

  5. Sally

    February 17, 2011 at 8:26 am

    We call our boycat Bullet. Seriously.

    • Jessica

      February 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

      Bullet is possibly the best name for a fat slovenly cat. I imagine a cat with many rolls, who can barely be bothered to stand up long enough to get his dinner.

      “Bullet! Din-din! Come get it!”


      “Hear that can opener, sweetie? C’mon! Come get your supper!”


      “COME ON, Bullet! Come on!”


  6. Shannon

    February 17, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    All excellent suggestions, although I may have to appropriate “Archbishop Tiddlywinks” for my own future cat. “Does Archbishop Tiddlywinks wuv his yummy yummers? Yes you does, you little fluffmeister, you…”

  7. Brittney

    February 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    IDK, I’m quite a fan of names like Fangorth, or even Sir Tiddlywink Sneezles Lancaster IV.


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