Taylor: I’m pretty nervous about this interview tomorrow.
Me: I’m excited for you.
Taylor: Don’t be. I’m not…I’m not going to get it.
Me: Okay. Well, you’re smart , and sweet. The only question is whether they can tell you’re smart and sweet.
Taylor: Yeah. You’re sweet for saying that.
Me: You should…you should open up with a joke.
Me: “So, there were these three clams, right?”
Taylor: Oh, no.
Me: “Bob Clam, Fred Clam, and Sam Clam.”
Taylor: Oh please God no.
Me: “And they all went to clam preschool together.”
Taylor: Stop. Please stop.
Me: “And clam middle school-”
Taylor: STOP. I AM TELLING YOU STOP.
Me: “…Sam Clam’s disco.”