Me: Can we get a license plate someday that says ‘TMRCKT’?
Taylor: What, like Team Rocket? I didn’t know you rolled that way. What would Ash and Misty say?
Me: Whatever. I never said I was on their side. They’re pansies. Team Rocket is where it’s at. They’re badass.
Taylor: Whatever. You’re totally Meowth.
Me: WHAT. WHAAAT. I am not Meowth.
Taylor: Yes you are. You’re Meowth. MEOWTH – THAT’S RIGHT.
Me: If I’m Meowth than you’re BULBASAUR. BULBA BULBASAUR.
Taylor: I’d rather be Bulbasaur than Meowth.
Me: Well, I’d rather be Meowth than Bulbasaur. He’s the crappiest Pokemon.
(quietly to myself)
Me: More like…more like a Digimon.