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Lessons I’ve Learned From Watching Too Many Cartoons

18 Aug

 

  • If you fight with fists, you’re a bully.  If you fight with words, you’re a hero.  If you fight with both, you’re awesome.
  • Kids always know something that you don’t.
  • Villains cry too.
  • You’ll get farther in life being quirky than pretty.
  • Cats are the enemy.
  • Grown-ups always know something that you don’t.
  • Always bet on the underdog.
  • Anything you do is better done with a friend.  Unless that friend is creepy.
  • There is always somebody bigger and meaner than your bully.
  • Never listen to anybody who suggests something “like thiiIIIIiiis!”
  • Organized sports are also the enemy.
  • Te bigger your eyes are, the more likely you’re a decent human being.
  • When in doubt, kick somebody in the nuts.
  • There are few wounds that time can’t heal.  Unless you’re evil, and then you’ll develop a scar and a taste for vengeance.
  • No matter what happens during the day, home will be home tomorrow.
  • Your mother always knows something that you don’t.
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6 Comments

Posted by on August 18, 2009 in Life

 

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6 responses to “Lessons I’ve Learned From Watching Too Many Cartoons

  1. Kitty

    August 19, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Ha! Love it! I know exactly what you’re talking about with the “ThiiIIIIiiis.” That’s a bad guy every time.

     
  2. Lauren From Texas

    August 19, 2009 at 6:20 am

    valuable life lessons, all of them.

     
  3. Carsis

    August 19, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Usually people who talk like “ThhiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiis” have had a “StrooooOOOOOOooooke”

     
  4. Sal

    August 19, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Dammit, WHY are cats always the enemy?

     
  5. Jacob Peterson

    August 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    It’s funny… There always is someone bigger And stronger than your bully… and he is usually like a big, soft, cute sumo guy… Mulan comes to mind 😉

     
  6. Vanessa

    August 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Oh, c’mon, where’s “Always eat your spinach”?! That’s just a classic cartoon life lesson!

     

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