i never denied that we’re nerds

19 Jul

Last night, while watching ‘Knocked Up’ on HBO.

Me: Man, I hope you’re prepared for how gross I’m going to be when I’m pregnant.

Taylor:  What do you mean?

Me:  Well, I’ll gain a bunch of weight in weird places and have like flobby arms and lots of chins, and I’ll like, have to pee all the time and be constipated in weird ways.

Taylor:  Whoa there.

Me:  I’m kind of tempted to just try to gross you out as much as I can before then, just to make sure you’ll stay.

Taylor:  Haha!  Aww.  I’m sure you’ll be fine, lovey.

Me:  It doesn’t help that I’m short.  Short girls look weird when they’re pregnant.  Tall girls just get all elegant.  It’s like a fashion statement.  Short girls look like…like fat hobbits.

Taylor bursts into a fit of uncontrollable sniggering.

Taylor:  Okay, Samwise.

Me:  Ha!  “Honeeeeeey, I can’t figure out how to put this crib togetherrrr!”

Taylor:  “Stupid fat hobbit!

Me:  “Honeeeeeey, we should get some potatoes at  the store!”

Taylor:  “What’s taters, precious?  What’s taters?”

Me:  I’ll develop an odd fascination with rings at that point, but hopefully we’ll already be married.


Posted by on July 19, 2009 in Life


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2 responses to “i never denied that we’re nerds

  1. Vanessa

    July 21, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Um, you guys are cute. Just saying.

  2. Kristi

    July 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Posts like these kind of convince me true love is real, and it is a good bit more awesome than the romance novels would lead us to believe.


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