Me: So this really snooty looking white business man sits down next to me –
Me: -and I’m just horfingdown this food, I was totally starving –
Taylor: Wait –
Me: -and the guy…what?
Me: Yeah, horfing. To horf. You know, like eating really quickly. Horf horf horf.
Taylor: Okay. Okay. I have heard of wolfing stuff. But not horfing. That is not a thing.
Me: It’s totally a thing.
Taylor: It sounds like Worf. Like the way Worf eats. Worf horfs.
Me: It’s like the sound that horses make when they run. HORF HORF HORF HORF. So it’s eating like…speeding horses.
Taylor stares at me for a full three seconds.
Me: IT’S A THING. TO HORF.
Taylor: Yeah. Because that’s really attractive.