After discussing guys with ridiculously unrealistic tastes in women’s appearances.
Taylor: Yeah…I like women with both. With like, tiny bodies, and huuuuge breasts.
Me: Yeah, like, girls that you can break in half during sex.
Taylor: Except for the breasts. Those have to stay intact.
Me: Totally. Haha!
Taylor: Yeah, I like my girls to weigh a hundred pounds with double D’s. The more back problems, the better.
Me: If she doesn’t have to wear a brace, I want no part of her.
Taylor: Hot. The sexiest part is taking the brace off.