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sarcasm

30 May

After discussing guys with ridiculously unrealistic tastes in women’s appearances.

Taylor: Yeah…I like women with both. With like, tiny bodies, and huuuuge breasts.

Me: Yeah, like, girls that you can break in half during sex.

Taylor: Except for the breasts. Those have to stay intact.

Me: Totally. Haha!

Taylor: Yeah, I like my girls to weigh a hundred pounds with double D’s. The more back problems, the better.

Me: If she doesn’t have to wear a brace, I want no part of her.

Taylor: Hot. The sexiest part is taking the brace off.

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Posted by on May 30, 2009 in Snippet

 

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2 responses to “sarcasm

  1. Vanessa

    May 31, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    If they have a big butt, too, they might be able to keep from falling over AND appeal to the “ass men” out there. But, I mean, the butt can’t be big enough that the brace isn’t necessary.

     
  2. Lauren From Texas

    May 31, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    AWESOME. Guys are SO COOL SOMETIMES. Hahaha.

     

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