Dear College Professor,
I’m sorry I wrote such a scathingly honest evaluation of your class. I’m sorry I said all those true things about your lack of flexibility and your inconsistent grading, and I’m sorry that I told you under ‘general comments’ that I felt I was a better public speaker before I began your class. Even though I was. I’m even sorry that I brought up how you made us buy a ninety dollar textbook that never said anything that wasn’t said in class, and that I put ‘strongly disagree’ under the heading ‘encourages student questions and discussion’.
I’m not sorry for any of those things.
Sorry for the confusion.