A story, as relayed by Taylor:
I was in the lab with the guys, and they all started sharing these really raunchy sex stories. Like, “Oh, man, there was this girl this one time and wow.” So they were going around, and I said, “You guys, you guys, I got one. It’s so hardcore, okay, get this:
I met the love of my life in highschool, and we’ve been in a monogomous relationship for five years.