Kevin: I’m kind of…I’m not hungry, I just want something to chew on, I’m like-
Kevin: I guess so.
James: Drink water.
Me: EAT OUR ON SALE EASTER CANDY.
Tess: No, uh-uh, don’t try to be healthy. Drink a beer.
Kevin: That’s RIGHT! We still haven’t had our beer together. We should do that right now!
Tess: Honestly, I’ve been drinking since about noon today. So just ONE BEER.
Kevin: You’ve been drinking all day?
Tess: Yeah I’ve never humbub mumble. *she trails off while reading something on her computer.*
Kevin: Wait, wait, wait. Did you say you’ve never been DRUNK?
Tess: No, no. I’ve never been drunk TODAY.
Kevin: Ah. That makes much more sense.