As Laura’s boyfriend and surrogate big brother to Tess and I, Kevin is put through a lot of ‘girly shit’. This includes, but is not limited to, watching What Not To Wear, cooing over bridal magazines, and taking quizzes off of glamour.com. So when Laura and I decided to go antiquing this afternoon, he took it almost as some fresh new feminine insult.
Laura: “Are you suuuuure you don’t want to come with us?”
Kevin: “NO. I DRAW THE LINE. HERE I DRAW THE LINE.”
Kevin: “Gotta draw it somewhere.”
Me: “Yeah, but antiquing? That’s pretty far to be…drawing the line. You’ll let us do your hair, but by NO MEANS will you go antiquing with us.”
Kevin: “I…I wanted to look like Wolverine.“