RING
RING
Nicholas: “Hello?”
Me: “Hi, is this Nicholas?”
Nicholas: “Who the hell is this?”
Me: “This is Jessica, in [Jessica's Boss]‘s office.”
Nicholas (yelling): “I DON’T KNOW [JESSICA'S BOSS].”
Me: “Oh, she’s a real es-”
Nicholas (still yelling): “I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS.”
Me: “Look, are you selling a house or not?”
Nicholas: “Uh, yes.”
Me: “Someone wants to show it.”
Nicholas: “Oh! Who?”
Me: “[Jessica's Boss].”
Nicholas: “Ohhh. Okay, okay. I get it. Why are you calling me, though? I don’t give a shit.”
Me: “On the showing instructions of the house it says that we need to call you and give you two hours notice.”
Nicholas: “Yeah, I want two hours notice.”
Me: “Well, here’s your two hours notice.”
Nicholas: “Pffuh. I’m in Arizona. I don’t even care. The house looks like shit, but whatever. I’m not gonna budge on the price. You can tell [Jessica's Boss] that.”
Me: “I definitely will do that.”
Nicholas: “Can I go now?”
Me: “Yes.”
And then I hung up on him.
Clawmom
September 1, 2011 at 11:48 am
That was clearly NOT Saint Nicholas.
rubybastille
September 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm
Wow. 50 life points for hanging up on him. I hope he sat on a cactus.